In honor of Bohemian Rhapsody being released in theatres, here’s a compilation of Rami Malek acting his absolute heartout in the mid-2000s sitcom that didn’t deserve him
I’m telling you elephants are chill motherfuckers. They fucking love being helpful. They once defended a man with heatstroke from a truck that came to rescue him. They knew he was sick, laying against a tree for shade. They were watching over him and petting him, and they threatened to charge the vehicle for coming towards him. Another person passed out, and elephants cried over her and buried her body in a traditional elephant funeral. (Piling branches on her). And were quite spooked when she got up later.
And an elephant was helping workers to put logs in holes for a wall. On one hole, the elephant absolutely refused to set the log in, despite being punished and goaded. Turns out there was a sleeping dog in the hole.
There are so many good elephants stories. They will even help zookeepers wash other elephants– literally, a zookeeper can be like “[Name 1], please wash [Name 2]” and he will go wash that elephant correctly.
Listen guys. Not only are elephants people, but they’re largely better people than us. I’m 10000% serious.
I love when my friends close their eyes and put their heads on my shoulder.. rest bitch
Except for when he get a girlfriend and suddenly feel the urge to shake you off and cut off all physical contact… DESPITE HER LIVING ON THE ISLAND AND THEY MET ONCE
Growing up i was always advised to marry a lighter skinned man so that my future kids are born “beautiful” with so called “good” hair as if being dark skinned is a life sentence and passing down your beauty is a crime. My dark skin is nothing to be ashamed of, i am beautiful as God made me and so is my son. @juhaamubayiwa